Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
=3

"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

by xtinct2 January 4, 2010

Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010

SQUAIDS

Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS

by Cloud_Strife January 26, 2014

Squaids

An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids

Squaids. It's some serious shit!

by jackaroo194 January 13, 2010

Squaids

To have squirrel aids.

This word was off the youtube show Raywilliamjohnson.

Squirrel+aids= Squaids

by Tylerh1994 January 15, 2010

squaids

the worst form of AIDS on planet Earth contracted by sexual relations with squirrels. Squirrel AIDS = Squaids.

Man 1: "dude, she was so good in bed man!"
Man 2: "bro, I'm tellin ya, fuckin around with her you might get squaids"

by MarinePimpin2012 April 9, 2011