SQUAIDS

Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS

by Cloud_Strife January 25, 2014

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SQUAIDS

SQUAIDS.COM is actively making an effort to infect the internet with SQUAIDS. We call this the SQUAIDS PROJECT. Looking for the best a creative way to tell someone they have SQUAIDS on camera. The term seemingly coined by Ray William Johnson 's =3 YouTube channel. Its a rare infection at this point being posts up only began in early 2009 starting with Red Squirrels in the UK.

Man that F**k'n squirrel bit me!! "You now have SQUAIDS" said Pond Scum.

by thejonez2069 January 14, 2010

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Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

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squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
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"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

by xtinct2 January 04, 2010

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Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

by AwayWeGo April 15, 2010

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