Spunkles 

my cat's name

"C'mere Spunkles!"

Spunkles by sssiiimmmooonnn July 14, 2023

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Jungle Spunkies 

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

Jungle Spunkies by The_juceman February 27, 2018

spunkfest 

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

spunkfest by Cifco July 28, 2015

spunkled 

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

spunkled by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

spunkle 

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

spunkle by Mr Peeeeee March 9, 2010

Spunkfest 

A pack of randy guys with stiff cocks about to either watch or engage in porn

I've got a filth movie,who fancies a mas wanking spunkfest at my drum after footy

Spunkfest by Cifco August 19, 2015