Spumnut 

Someone who is a total idiot and acts like a drunk.

"See that guy over there, he's a spumnut"

Spumnut by 32sjdhgu9s874 February 14, 2010

spudnuts 

A doughnut made with potato flour.

Doughnuts are okay, but spudnuts, man are those a fluffy bit o' cop heaven!

spudnuts by Mel Biggs June 11, 2006

Spudnut 

A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.

Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.

Sarah went after that spudnut like a mama grizzly!

Spudnut by schmendt February 19, 2011

spudnuts 

A person who can shock , surprise or irritate.

He was a spudnuts.

spudnuts by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Spudnut 

A piece of shit person who leaves their baby to die in a dumpster near USC and calls it a day.

"Give me back my cheetos fuckbutt, fucking....spudnut!"
"Hey spudnut, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Spudnut by Matt Granados May 21, 2006

spugnut 

A male, (usually a young man) who is a loner, idiot, cringey, ugly little rat of a human being.
Can also be used to describe a close friend.

"He's a little spugnut" Jack said.
ugly rat boy male insult

spugnut by JimmyOD123 July 24, 2016

Sputnut 

A Soviet Union General, thay has too much sput and when he nuts.

Yo, that Russian, orphanic, demonic, pedo, was such a Sputnut to that little girl last night

Sputnut by chinatown1327 February 10, 2018