Spudnut 

A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.

Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.

Sarah went after that spudnut like a mama grizzly!

Spudnut by schmendt February 19, 2011

Spudnut 

A piece of shit person who leaves their baby to die in a dumpster near USC and calls it a day.

"Give me back my cheetos fuckbutt, fucking....spudnut!"
"Hey spudnut, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Spudnut by Matt Granados May 21, 2006

Spudnut 

A person that is a try hard and useless - a bit of a Karen.

Think of a testicle that has gone through a vasectomy. It’s now a useless spud - nut means balls but also crazy.

That guy is a total Spudnut!
Alright Spudnut.
He has gone Spudnut on them.

Spudnut by Earthworm January 11, 2025

spudnugget 

A funny insult meaning "a stupid, clumsy, or awkward person". Also used endearingly with friends.

Person A trips and falls on his face.

Person B laughs and says, "You're such a spudnugget!"

spudnugget by Plankcaked77 February 5, 2017

spudnucker 

Fuckers from Idaho.

I can't believe that spudnucker son of a bitch spilled sour cream on my best golfing slacks.

spudnucker by pachume December 6, 2021

spednutz 

One who is both a sped (Special+Ed=Sped) and licks nuts. Both a term of hatred and endearment, usually used after a stupid/obvious comment is said or action is performed.

1-Jessica Alba is hot.
2-Hey, figure that one out all by yourself, spednutz?

spednutz by J and T January 22, 2006

spudnuts 

A doughnut made with potato flour.

Doughnuts are okay, but spudnuts, man are those a fluffy bit o' cop heaven!

spudnuts by Mel Biggs June 11, 2006