Spudnut

A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.

Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.
Sarah went after that spudnut like a mama grizzly!
by schmendt January 29, 2011
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Spudnut

A piece of shit person who leaves their baby to die in a dumpster near USC and calls it a day.
"Give me back my cheetos fuckbutt, fucking....spudnut!"
"Hey spudnut, how many fingers am I holding up?"
by Matt Granados May 13, 2006
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spudnuts

A doughnut made with potato flour.
Doughnuts are okay, but spudnuts, man are those a fluffy bit o' cop heaven!
by Mel Biggs June 01, 2006
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spudnuts

A person who can shock , surprise or irritate.
He was a spudnuts.
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Spudnut

A person that is a try hard and useless - a bit of a Karen.

Think of a testicle that has gone through a vasectomy. It’s now a useless spud - nut means balls but also crazy.
That guy is a total Spudnut!
Alright Spudnut.
He has gone Spudnut on them.
by Earthworm January 11, 2025
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