Definitions by schmendt

Turtle Egg 

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

Turtle Egg by Schmendt February 24, 2018

Assteroids 

A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!

That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!

Assteroids by Schmendt January 18, 2016

ball sack fart 

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...

I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!

ball sack fart by Schmendt November 17, 2013

Spudnut 

A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.

Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.

Sarah went after that spudnut like a mama grizzly!

Spudnut by schmendt February 19, 2011