spudnuts

A doughnut made with potato flour.

Doughnuts are okay, but spudnuts, man are those a fluffy bit o' cop heaven!

by Mel Biggs June 11, 2006

spudnuts

A person who can shock , surprise or irritate.

He was a spudnuts.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Spudnut

A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.

Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.

Sarah went after that spudnut like a mama grizzly!

by schmendt February 19, 2011

Spudnut

A piece of shit person who leaves their baby to die in a dumpster near USC and calls it a day.

"Give me back my cheetos fuckbutt, fucking....spudnut!"
"Hey spudnut, how many fingers am I holding up?"

by Matt Granados May 21, 2006

Spudnut

A person that is a try hard and useless - a bit of a Karen.

Think of a testicle that has gone through a vasectomy. It’s now a useless spud - nut means balls but also crazy.

That guy is a total Spudnut!
Alright Spudnut.
He has gone Spudnut on them.

by Earthworm January 11, 2025