Spronder 

A breed of cock blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. So at the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can't even enjoy each other and call a cab!

Hot Chick: "Who's this kid hitting on this Erica?"

Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."

Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."

Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."

Spronder by Jonny5593 November 11, 2009

sproner 

A freshly sprung boner (n.) (spro-ner).

1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.

2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.

3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.

sproner by Jon of B. January 18, 2006

splonder 

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

splonder by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Sponder 

A sponder (noun) is a social initiator who sends group invitations or group requests in order to organize an event.

Mary is definitely a sponder! Thanks to her, we all stay in touch!

Paul is the biggest sponder I know. By doing what he does, he makes things happen: dinner parties, football practices, mountain trips - you name it!

If there is a sponder in my neighborhood? Sure! Francis! Who's organizing bbq-parties every summer? Francis. Who's organizing the annual spring clean? Francis! Everyone should have someone as Francis in their lives. He sure make things happen!

Sponder by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014

Sponder 

An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.

Today I spondered in the hallway on the way to brunch.

Sponder by Dennis Scott September 2, 2003

Spröderen 

If somthing is cool you say, ''that is Spröderen dude''

Last night was fucking ''Spröderen'' dude!

Spröderen by xbyle December 10, 2012

spondering 

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

spondering by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010