A breed of cock blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. So at the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can't even enjoy each other and call a cab!
Hot Chick: "Who's this kid hitting on this Erica?"
Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."
Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."
Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."
Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."
Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."
Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."
by Jonny5593 November 11, 2009
Get the Spronder mug.1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.
2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.
3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.
2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.
3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.
by Jon of B. January 18, 2006
Get the sproner mug.A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'
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Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.
Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.
Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!
ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link
(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises
Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)
Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.
Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.
Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!
ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link
(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises
Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)
Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.
by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004
Get the splonder mug.A sponder (noun) is a social initiator who sends group invitations or group requests in order to organize an event.
Mary is definitely a sponder! Thanks to her, we all stay in touch!
Paul is the biggest sponder I know. By doing what he does, he makes things happen: dinner parties, football practices, mountain trips - you name it!
If there is a sponder in my neighborhood? Sure! Francis! Who's organizing bbq-parties every summer? Francis. Who's organizing the annual spring clean? Francis! Everyone should have someone as Francis in their lives. He sure make things happen!
Paul is the biggest sponder I know. By doing what he does, he makes things happen: dinner parties, football practices, mountain trips - you name it!
If there is a sponder in my neighborhood? Sure! Francis! Who's organizing bbq-parties every summer? Francis. Who's organizing the annual spring clean? Francis! Everyone should have someone as Francis in their lives. He sure make things happen!
by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014
Get the Sponder mug.An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.
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