Definitions by Jonny5593

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A breed of cock blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. So at the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can't even enjoy each other and call a cab!

Hot Chick: "Who's this kid hitting on this Erica?"

Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."

Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."

Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."

Spronder by Jonny5593 November 11, 2009