Sport cunt

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

cunt spout

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language

Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.

by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

some sort of cunt

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.

"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"

"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"

by mudhut September 24, 2014

What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

by J April 19, 2005

What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

by J March 10, 2005