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Sportcenter

the act of commentating, derogatorily, about persons while they are speaking
Man we sport-centered that b***h,
to sportcenter is to make fun of while that person is speaking.
by 40 yr old hottie November 30, 2010
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The Sportscenter

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.
'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"
by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010
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Sportscenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:

Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)

repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.

And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.
ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.
by Smart American Male April 29, 2009
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SportsCenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programming varies each day:

"Keeping Up With The Cowdashians" (Cowboys)
"Patriot Way" (Patriots/Tebow)
"The Quarterbachelor" (Jets)
"Total Dodgers" (Dodgers)
"Red Sock Mountain" (formerly titled "The Red Sox Chronicles")
"Lebrontourage" (Briefly known as "Erik's Angels" after LeBron joined Heat)
"Diary of A Mad Black Mamba" (Lakers)
"As The Club Turns" (Tiger Woods)
"All My Crashes" (Danica Patrick)
"Johnny Football" (this is actually a like short cartoon)
and of course the Emmy award winning "Yankee Country" (Yankees)

Notable defunct shows as followed (with possibilities of each returning not ruled out, obviously):

"Manny Knows Best" (Manny Ramirez)
"The Favre Saga" (Brett Favre)
"The Misadventures of T.O." (Terrell Owens)
"Everybody Hates Barry" (Barry Bonds)
"Ocho Cinco Numero Uno" (Chad Johnson)
"Clemonpatra" (Roger Clemons)
"One Life to Lin" (Jeremy Lin)
Viewer: PLEASE can you please cover some actual sports?
Anchor: I don't know what you're getting at. This isn't sports, it's SportsCenter.
by Smart American Male September 5, 2013
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Leomard Sportsinterviews

A crazy man who has hair that looks like a sea urchin and wears a shabby cardigan, author of This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base and Everyone is different. He is a character on www.homestarrunner.com.
Review for Lem's book: This book is up to date on all the current events, such as "my favorite pen stopped working just now" and "hey there's a dead fish im my hand, how did it get here."
by Solstice November 18, 2003
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SportsCenter

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.
by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004
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sportcentric

A noun:
A sportcentric is a sports fanatic; it seems their every waking thought revolves around sports. A sportcentric has conversations that are dominated by sports and in particular local teams.
adjective: A typical sportscentric person focuses on their local teams. They can reference the year, the game in the series, or penant race, those particular great plays and/or poor plays, causing their favorite home sports team to have won or lost the big game or championship.
She is a sportcentric; all she thinks about is sports. At a sports bar, she has to take the best seat and change the channels in order to watch the monitors for her favorite teams. Her focus on sports is almost pathological. Sue strongly favors the Boston Celtics, Bruins and Red Sox over all other teams. Sam, on the other hand, is clearly sportcentric about New York's sports teams, favoring the Yankees over all other teams.
by BishBunny June 17, 2011
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