Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.

You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!

by ChickenKFCNandosMcdonaldsDixy May 12, 2016

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004