Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.
You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!
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spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal
carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle
by luke December 30, 2004
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