spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.

You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!

by ChickenKFCNandosMcdonaldsDixy May 12, 2016

Spiffa

An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England

Are ye a spiffa?

by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

Put in a spliff

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

Spifflin

Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way

Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on

by loiz December 25, 2019

Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

by Ardley April 30, 2008

Spifey

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...

Spifey's videos kill my braincells.

by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019