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the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

spoif by luke December 30, 2004

Words you can keep

Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.

You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!

Spoif by ChickenKFCNandosMcdonaldsDixy May 12, 2016

Related Words

spoif • spoifin • spiffy • spiff • Spifey • Spiffed • spiffing • spif • spife • Spiffle

Spiffa

An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England

Are ye a spiffa?

Spiffa by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

Put in a spliff

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

Put in a spliff by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

Spifflin

Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way

Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on

Spifflin by loiz December 25, 2019

Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

Exam Spliff by Ardley April 30, 2008

Spifey

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...

Spifey's videos kill my braincells.

Spifey by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026