spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.

You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!

by ChickenKFCNandosMcdonaldsDixy May 12, 2016