spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

Speedometer

associated with an erotic pleasure or thought makes one turned on very quickly or vice versa.

I looked at that girl and now my speedometer is going crazy!

by manatee18 August 6, 2011

Speedometer

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.

"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."

by Pantherr November 19, 2016

spamometer

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

by MonteBert September 30, 2013

Spirometer

A handheld mirror used for viewing the gouch area or taint.

That dude needs to check his spirometer homes. His junk is whack, yo.

by Woodcock89 March 3, 2018

Spergometric

Adjective, the quality of being a complete sperg

This dinosaur and trained obsessed gentleman is highly spergometric

by cyncac January 11, 2026