Shitometer

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The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Words you can keep

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

Related Words

Shit-o-Meter • Shitmeter • give-a-shit-o-meter • scotometer • shfintometer • shitmester • Shitomitartea • sketometer • Spirometer • Whitometer

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

shfintometer

–noun
an instrument used for measuring the amount of shfinterest in a given subject.

I am going to watch Surrogates. I'll rate it on my shfintometer.

shfintometer by peedunky February 24, 2010

Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.

You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.

Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

Shitmeter by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026