Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

shfintometer

–noun
an instrument used for measuring the amount of shfinterest in a given subject.

I am going to watch Surrogates. I'll rate it on my shfintometer.

by peedunky February 24, 2010

Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.

You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.

by DT_21 August 5, 2003

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010