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CFWBZ

I have to get this 5000 word essay done tonight but I have a CFWBZ.
by CutUpRough April 29, 2010
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ManPump

One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.
Toby "The boss is in a weird mood, he looks like he's just got 'his kicks' out of something."

Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
by CutUpRough April 30, 2010
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ManPumped

When one human deliberately pumps up another humans state of mind and/or expectations by promising things they have the capacity of delivering but fail to do so leaving them to slowly deflate.
Jim "What is up with Louis, he doesn't seem himself today, he looks quite deflated."

Michelle "Yeah, he has been ManPumped, I heard him mention the other day that his father in law promised to help him and loan him some money but didn't deliver."
by CutUpRough April 28, 2010
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vagina

The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango!
Bob was at the local pub and saw a nice looking gal, he said to his mate Phil "I wouldn't mind going the growl on that vagina." meaning touging her out.
by CutUpRough January 26, 2010
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ewineauctions

short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.
I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.
by CutUpRough February 16, 2010
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SDP

Strategic Drunken Placement - The act of placing an item you need and use everyday whilst drunk, in a location and you cannot find it when your sober.
Bob - Hey honey, have you seen my cars keys?

Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.

Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
by CutUpRough July 1, 2010
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I rate it

See the thumbs in the top right hand side of this page. Click one of them and you will have done an 'i rate it'.
Bob 'Check out the cans on the chick over there Jack'.

Jack 'Yeah Bob alrigh, I rate it'. and gives Bob the thumbs up as he replies.
by CutUpRough November 6, 2010
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