Definitions by CutUpRough
I rate it
See the thumbs in the top right hand side of this page. Click one of them and you will have done an 'i rate it'.
Bob 'Check out the cans on the chick over there Jack'.
Jack 'Yeah Bob alrigh, I rate it'. and gives Bob the thumbs up as he replies.
Jack 'Yeah Bob alrigh, I rate it'. and gives Bob the thumbs up as he replies.
I rate it by CutUpRough November 6, 2010
Shitometer
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
The Tang Test
The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.
James 'Did you go the growl on her'?
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
The Tang Test by CutUpRough July 28, 2010
TC1
Dave "Hey Simone, who is getting up grading when the boss goes on 4 weeks leave"?
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
TC1 by CutUpRough July 14, 2010
SDP
Strategic Drunken Placement - The act of placing an item you need and use everyday whilst drunk, in a location and you cannot find it when your sober.
Bob - Hey honey, have you seen my cars keys?
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
SDP by CutUpRough July 1, 2010
Double Back Loop
A new 'Buzz Word' used in Management Meetings that assesses the outcomes discovered when reviewing a process already undertaken, but it also reveals why the reveiw was conducted.
Once we have completed this process we'll apply the Double Back Loop and we'll be in a position to release the companies findings.
Double Back Loop by CutUpRough May 13, 2010
ManPump
One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.
Toby "The boss is in a weird mood, he looks like he's just got 'his kicks' out of something."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
ManPump by CutUpRough April 30, 2010