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13 definitions by CutUpRough
Dave "Hey Simone, who is getting up grading when the boss goes on 4 weeks leave"?
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
by CutUpRough July 14, 2010
One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.
Toby "The boss is in a weird mood, he looks like he's just got 'his kicks' out of something."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
by CutUpRough April 30, 2010
When one human deliberately pumps up another humans state of mind and/or expectations by promising things they have the capacity of delivering but fail to do so leaving them to slowly deflate.
Jim "What is up with Louis, he doesn't seem himself today, he looks quite deflated."
Michelle "Yeah, he has been ManPumped, I heard him mention the other day that his father in law promised to help him and loan him some money but didn't deliver."
Michelle "Yeah, he has been ManPumped, I heard him mention the other day that his father in law promised to help him and loan him some money but didn't deliver."
by CutUpRough April 28, 2010
The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.
James 'Did you go the growl on her'?
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
by CutUpRough July 28, 2010
The term used for when you are in the car driving along and you spot a very tidy female with a great set of cans and an awesome rig!
by CutUpRough April 30, 2010
Strategic Drunken Placement - The act of placing an item you need and use everyday whilst drunk, in a location and you cannot find it when your sober.
Bob - Hey honey, have you seen my cars keys?
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
by CutUpRough June 28, 2010
by CutUpRough April 29, 2010