Spinstatz

Spinstatz Spin•stat•z

1.) A digital music promotional that connects artist to djs.

2.) Slang for tracking musical club spins.

I love using the Spinstatz system.

by William Harris of Hloyal October 25, 2019

Spinsta’-gram

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.

“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”

by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

spinstah

Noun. A hip, unmarried older woman. Like "sistah". They make knitting cool.

She's single, in her 40s, totally hip, a total spinstah.

by Littlebear June 11, 2006

spinsta

A person. Similar to the word "Dude" or "Fool".
May also be used for someone who spins.

Whatsup Spinstas? or Hey Spinsta or Look at that Spinsta

by CooFoo February 7, 2007

Spinsta Model

A person who goes to spin class for the sole purpose of creating Instagram content of themselves.

“Yo, you hear about Maddy? She’s gone full spinsta model.”

by The Euphonium King March 17, 2019

Spinstallectual

A woman of above average intelligence who unfortunately was so concerned with showing off her intellect as a girl that she drove away any boys who were interested in her. She was fine with this until she reached her thirties and heard the loud ticking of her biological clock. She may have dabbled with some lesbian affairs earlier, but now she is desperate to fill a man-sized hole in her life. Never having learned to attract men, she blames them for her lack of fulfillment and doubles down on her behavior, spewing her misandry while also desperately wishing for a man to sweep her off her feet. She is destined to a lonely life of cats and hollow academic pursuits.

Amy was talking to several eligible men in a group chat, but as a spinstallectual, she was unable to control herself and kept insulting them until they all left the chat.

by The Unmasked Curmudgeon April 14, 2025