Spinstallectual

A woman of above average intelligence who unfortunately was so concerned with showing off her intellect as a girl that she drove away any boys who were interested in her. She was fine with this until she reached her thirties and heard the loud ticking of her biological clock. She may have dabbled with some lesbian affairs earlier, but now she is desperate to fill a man-sized hole in her life. Never having learned to attract men, she blames them for her lack of fulfillment and doubles down on her behavior, spewing her misandry while also desperately wishing for a man to sweep her off her feet. She is destined to a lonely life of cats and hollow academic pursuits.

Amy was talking to several eligible men in a group chat, but as a spinstallectual, she was unable to control herself and kept insulting them until they all left the chat.

Spinstallectual by The Unmasked Curmudgeon April 14, 2025

spintellectual 

From the Far Left to the Far Right, political pundits who use their knowledge, mental and rhetorical abilities not to seek truth or debate ideas, but bend facts, figures and logic to conform to a prescriptive political agenda.

I watch these folks on cable news who are trying to sound smart, but it's so clear they're just spintellectuals.

spintellectual by Andy Establishment June 16, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004