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Spindleshank
Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
Related Words
Spindledick • Spindled • Spindledrizzle • spindle • Spindler • spindle shanks • spindleshanx • Spindlesped • spindle tree • slindled
Spindledick
1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
Black spindle
One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light
Black spindle by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016
spindle tree
band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.
rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game
redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game
redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
spindle tree by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009
spindlebanger
spindlebanger by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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