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Spindleshank
Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
Related Words
Spindledick • Spindled • Spindledrizzle • spindle • Spindler • spindle shanks • spindleshanx • Spindlesped • spindle tree • slindled
Spindledick
1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
Black spindle
One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light
Black spindle by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016
spindle tree
band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.
rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game
redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game
redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
spindle tree by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009
spindlebanger
spindlebanger by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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