Spindled 

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

Spindled by anonymous January 12, 2021

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Swindled 

Gaffled, cheated, hustled. Taken advantage of.

Man I got swindled, while I was in the shower the broad stole my wallet

Swindled by Big Reese December 7, 2003

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Black spindle

One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light

Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy!

Black spindle by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016

spindle tree 

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

spindle tree by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

spindlebanger 

the kind of person who would have sex on a bicycle

Steve is such a spindlebanger. He'd totally pork someone on a bike.

spindlebanger by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017