Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014

swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018