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A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.
Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"?
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"
by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie
by Ungodlytrapper October 21, 2020
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The name Alfie is a baby boy name.
Alfie (s) are normally funny, cute but sometimes a little moody. Alfie is a person that EVERYONE wants to be friends with. And if Alfie gets a girlfriend, then, boy, you are lucky as an Alfie will protect you, and will make sure NO ONE is checkin out your booty :)
by MYNAMEHASBEENCHOSEN January 26, 2019
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1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.

Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie

'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'
by thee dude May 01, 2009
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Someone who is the best at everything, Amazingly attractive and extremely hot. Most intelligent person you will meet, who makes everyone else want to worship him. His superior skill set make him one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you ever meet an Alfie consider yourself very very lucky.
Look its Alfie, he's so much better than all of us, he is so intelligent and good-looking.
by abcdAb March 04, 2016
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a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.
by yoyojo October 07, 2006
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