Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Spindler

(Spind-Ler)noun:;A person that is a tweaker ass motherfucker and all he does all day is spindle the glass pipe,doing anything to get money(steal,lie,scam,suck dick)all just to get more tweak.All they think about is getting there presious shards.

Did u just see that spindler try to sell me the shoes he was wearin,for 20 bucks.

by Riggins October 11, 2006

Spindler

A slur for really skinny people

"Dude, Edwin is such a fucking spindler."

by boss464 June 13, 2025

roger spindler

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals

Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

by The breh moment 420 October 21, 2019

Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.

Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler

by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022

Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012