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Spindler 

(Spind-Ler)noun:;A person that is a tweaker ass motherfucker and all he does all day is spindle the glass pipe,doing anything to get money(steal,lie,scam,suck dick)all just to get more tweak.All they think about is getting there presious shards.
Did u just see that spindler try to sell me the shoes he was wearin,for 20 bucks.
Spindler by Riggins October 11, 2006

Spindler 

"Dude, Edwin is such a fucking spindler."
Spindler by boss464 June 13, 2025

roger spindler 

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals
Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

Croatian Spindler 

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Fart Swindler 

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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