needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode April 25, 2006

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine August 15, 2005

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 21, 2004

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 14, 2008

needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena December 27, 2007

needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! March 21, 2005