slindled

Swindled by a loser.
A guy you met on-line dating. He seemed great over the phone.

When you finally
met in person he was very charming and convincing. He made you feel sorry for him when he didn’t have cash to pay for the bill. He also had a touching story about needing a place to crash for a few days and asked to borrow money so they wouldn’t repo his car.

You almost got slindled!

by Billy-Soo April 15, 2020

Swindled

Gaffled, cheated, hustled. Taken advantage of.

Man I got swindled, while I was in the shower the broad stole my wallet

by Big Reese December 7, 2003

slindle

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021