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n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.
Yo, spindle, get me a beat!
spindle by Victor April 11, 2003

spindle tree 

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.
rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
spindle tree by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

Spindle Sander 

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.
Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.
Spindle Sander by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.
"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

spindle whorl

(1) A cam or balance wheel on a shaft or spindle for spinning yarn or thread from wool, cotton, or other material; usually made of clay; (2) a weight attached to the end of a spindle to facilitate manipulation of the thread in spinning
"I always use a spindle whorl to help weight down my wool strands; it makes it easier to spin yarn for my knitting and weaving," said the weaver to her customers at the farmer's market.
spindle whorl by Aviva Gabriel January 5, 2009

spindle fiber 

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of
did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber
spindle fiber by ben8boom August 1, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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