spindle 

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

spindle by Leeug October 23, 2003

spindle 

n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.

Yo, spindle, get me a beat!

spindle by Victor April 11, 2003

spindle tree 

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

spindle tree by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

Spindle Sander 

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

Spindle Sander by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

spindle shanks by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

spindle whorl

(1) A cam or balance wheel on a shaft or spindle for spinning yarn or thread from wool, cotton, or other material; usually made of clay; (2) a weight attached to the end of a spindle to facilitate manipulation of the thread in spinning

"I always use a spindle whorl to help weight down my wool strands; it makes it easier to spin yarn for my knitting and weaving," said the weaver to her customers at the farmer's market.

spindle whorl by Aviva Gabriel January 5, 2009

spindle fiber 

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

spindle fiber by ben8boom August 1, 2008