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Swindle sheets
Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005
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Swindled • Swindle • Spindledick • swindlehurst • slindled • Spindled • Spindledrizzle • swiddledick • Swindleationship • Swindlebug
fizzy swindle
When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008
Swindle Cake
Swindle Cake by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010
Fart Swindler
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012
Swindleshanks
Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Jackson Swindle
1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.
2.A slang term for receding hairline
2.A slang term for receding hairline
1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
Jackson Swindle by Word boi December 3, 2018
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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