by Big Reese December 8, 2003
(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!
by Swindler's List June 16, 2013
by michelle myers December 8, 2003
swindle means that you’re gay
by CLL sretsis abeoma January 25, 2022
I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!
by treyrobs August 7, 2014
by Rick Jamison February 17, 2004
The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
by DeMoNiC February 21, 2003