Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job

Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"

by Spermanator September 11, 2022

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spampire

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

by Whodang October 25, 2012

Shermire

A gay man that lives on the other side of you street. Whenever you want some dick go to him and he’ll fix you up right. Sherm is the type of fagot that you don’t want in your house; and his son runs around slashing people with his lightsaber.

Damn shermire really sucked me hard last night then is stupid ass son came in and slashed me this a lightsaber! But what a Sherm shit show!

by TrollSnitch July 9, 2018

spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017