Spermpire
Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"
Spermpire by Spermanator September 11, 2022
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
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Spermpire • Spermfire • sperm pirate • sperm pipe • spermies • spampire • Spermbreath • Shermire • spermbird • Spermbite
Spampire
A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.
Shermire
A gay man that lives on the other side of you street. Whenever you want some dick go to him and he’ll fix you up right. Sherm is the type of fagot that you don’t want in your house; and his son runs around slashing people with his lightsaber.
Damn shermire really sucked me hard last night then is stupid ass son came in and slashed me this a lightsaber! But what a Sherm shit show!
Shermire by TrollSnitch July 9, 2018
spermies
spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003
Spermie
A) Look at my spermies under a microscope
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
spermine
because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine
spermine by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017
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