Spermfire

Firing sperm as if your penis is a gun/weapon.

That slut got rained on by spermfire.

by tee8yourR March 24, 2011

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermfro

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.

Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!

by Dr. P.F. Spyrmingwilde Jr. March 7, 2007

Shermire

A gay man that lives on the other side of you street. Whenever you want some dick go to him and he’ll fix you up right. Sherm is the type of fagot that you don’t want in your house; and his son runs around slashing people with his lightsaber.

Damn shermire really sucked me hard last night then is stupid ass son came in and slashed me this a lightsaber! But what a Sherm shit show!

by TrollSnitch July 9, 2018

spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Speedfire

Speed·fire
n.

The most annoying, immature poster that ever found his way to the Desert Combat Forums. His childish antics, extremely perverted attitude, and generally annoying posts have made him into a laughing stock, and have subsequently gotten him banned.

Cut the bullshit posts. Don't be a Speedfire.

by Silence14 March 8, 2005