spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

by Floppy Cock July 21, 2008