spermbird 

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

spermbird by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

spermherder 

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.

My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.

spermherder by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006

Speedbird 5280 

The act of joining the mile high club onboard a British Airways flight

A: "How was your flight to London?"
B: "Awesome. I got a Speedbird 5280!"

Speedbird 5280 by An Actual Airplane December 1, 2020

Spermburger 

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004