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1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.
1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!
by Floppy Cock July 21, 2008
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