Spermbite
Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.
Spermbite by happypotato69 December 23, 2014
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Spermabetes
Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.
Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.
Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Spermeate
The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018
spermtee
Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee.
spermtee by compact asian January 22, 2009
spermies
spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003
Spermie
A) Look at my spermies under a microscope
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
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