Spermbite 

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

Spermbite by happypotato69 December 23, 2014

Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

spermtee 

Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee.

I went over to Ashley's house last night and gave her a spermtee.

spermtee by compact asian January 22, 2009

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie 

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

Spermie by pwnz0r September 19, 2003