Spampire 

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

Spampire by Whodang October 25, 2012

spampire 

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

spampire by Carpman July 3, 2003

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010

Sampire 

The most amazing loving man in the world. Smart, funny, loving, strong, amazing, and simply the best.
He is divone <3!

Sampire is my azizam

Sampire by ayeshiaa January 7, 2012

Slampire 

Crystal Meth users that take the drug by injection into a vein from a needle, mostly the act is called "slamming". When slamming it is usual for the user to stay up sometimes for days and avoid activities outside of dark rooms. The behavior being something like that of a vampire.

I ran into Charles today, He looks awful and like he hasn't slept for days. I think he might be a Slampire.

Slampire by PD25 July 13, 2016

Spampile

A large meal consisting of entirely of the canned meat product Spam.

We are having a Spampile for dinner tonight.

Spampile by Strange Someone February 2, 2026