Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Spermen

Sperm and semen but together.

I was trying to say sperm and semen at the same time and i just got "spermen"

by Warzak July 24, 2009

Spermes

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

Spermivore

A human that feeds chiefly on sperm. A woman or man that enjoys devouring sperm.

Bob>"I heard she's a spermivore and that she's single, you have a shot to get her in bed tonight."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."

by Chrissy Scalici July 1, 2008

Spermeate

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018