Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

spermy

To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.

by 321steady October 27, 2007

spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermy

Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.

Stop with the spermy.

by Time the Sk8r boi June 01, 2018

spermy

To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.

by 321steady December 08, 2007

spermies

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

by bob May 09, 2003

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 08, 2021