Spermie
A) Look at my spermies under a microscope
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
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Spermie Poo
A turd that starts off massive and rock hard. Sometimes causing discomfort as it passes the sphincter. Tapers off into thin and comfortable turds. Can even transition to liquid.
“Joe, how was your bathroom break?”
“Didn’t think I was gonna make it. The pain was excruciating, luckily it was a spermie poo”
“Didn’t think I was gonna make it. The pain was excruciating, luckily it was a spermie poo”
Spermie Poo by Robbie tiny balls September 22, 2026
Related Words
spermies • Spermie • Spermie Poo • spermied • hermes-spermies • sperminator • shermie • spermicide • spermed • spermicidal
Spermes
Spermes by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015
hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Spermino
Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
Spermino by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020
Spermivore
Bob>"I heard she's a spermivore and that she's single, you have a shot to get her in bed tonight."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."
Spermivore by Chrissy Scalici July 1, 2008
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