Spermatory 

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

Spermatory by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.

We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!

Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

Spermatoptysis by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

Spermatoast by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010

Spergatory 

When a discussion on the internet has devolved so far beyond the threshold of rational discussion, that it is completely, and utterly impossible to bring it back to normality. Reason and fact have been replaced with irrational anger and fanboyism. The only way to fix such a situation is to purge it;
That is, to remove the thread.

Frank: Hey, have you been to <insert internet forum here> lately?
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.

Spergatory by TumorousCock February 23, 2011