6 definitions by Disturbed Aardvark
Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018
(Pronounced Thicc followed by a T) Thict is the appearance of an attractive women who is both Thicc and fit, thus implying that the women is a more Toned version of Thicc.
by Disturbed Aardvark June 1, 2018
When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."
"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.
In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"
"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"
"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018