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Spergatory 

When a discussion on the internet has devolved so far beyond the threshold of rational discussion, that it is completely, and utterly impossible to bring it back to normality. Reason and fact have been replaced with irrational anger and fanboyism. The only way to fix such a situation is to purge it;
That is, to remove the thread.
Frank: Hey, have you been to <insert internet forum here> lately?
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.
Spergatory by TumorousCock February 23, 2011
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Spergatory 

The compulsive state of being obsessed with knowing every possible detail about a particular subject (i.e. sperging out). The state is only left when the entrant has learned far more about the subject than can ever possibly be put to practical use. A combination of sperg and purgatory.
I'm deep in spergatory about nutrition right now. I'll let you know when I've finished the internet on it.
Spergatory by crackedd December 30, 2011

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).
Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.
spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

Snurgatory 

The state of limbo in which one finds oneself unable to either sneeze, or let the sneeze fully pass.
My nose tingled for a solid two minutes before I sneezed and exited snurgatory.
Snurgatory by Portel May 12, 2014

Supergator 

ballin-ass prehistoric reptile who'll fuck youre shit up.

super gator does his own stunts.

supergator and chuck norris were once roommates. tensions arose...

there were rumers he could beat jackie chan in hand to hand combat.

he's bulletproof, tears have no effect on him. he's std proof AND volcano proof.

his 2nd cousin twice removed is the velociraptor with a jetpack and pair of scissors.
noun: "oh shit, look out for the supergator"
verb: "i went supergator on that bitch"
adjective: "you look mighty supergator"
Supergator by Supergatorfan#1 April 18, 2010

facebook pergatory 

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.
facebook pergatory by Mirkman November 16, 2010

spermatorrhea 

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.
"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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