Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010

Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Spermtastic

When you do something good

Done my homework spermtastic

by Jeshfrabingle May 6, 2022

spermtastic

if you masterbate and finish fast and if you’re fantastic then you’re spermtastic!

ms. cummings is so spermtastic!

by x7cheshire7x February 12, 2023

spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

Spermtastic

A word used to describe a very attractive chick; Like saying she worth all my Sperms.

<Person1> Oh dude, did you see that chick?
<Person2> Yeah, what's with that chick?
<person1> She's spermtastic.

by TroHax January 10, 2009