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1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.
I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.
by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018
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