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Spermatozoon 

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
Spermatozoon by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Spermatozoon 

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.
I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.
Spermatozoon by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

spermatozoid 

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.
“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“
spermatozoid by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)
“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
fuck you.”
Spermatozoa by spermatozoa September 25, 2025
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