speculate

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.

....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."

by splendens78 January 9, 2011

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

spellculate

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

specusation

Combination of speculation and accusation. Accusing someone based on a made-up story.

Jenny - What happened last night, you didn't call. You were probably out with another woman, right?
Jacob - Hey stop with the specusation, I left my phone at work, OK?

by sporadicus December 5, 2013

speculambulate

To attempt to pass an opposing walker by changing alignment and stepping to one side, but with the result that both walkers end up moving in the same direction, awkwardly shuffling to avoid each other.
See also: sidewalk shuffle

Don't you love it when you walk down a sidewalk and speculambulate with a total stranger until you both bust out laughing?

by just4titsNjiggles September 9, 2018

Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021