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A procedure of looking into the future while comentating in professional sporting events.

2004 ALCS baseball series. Comments regarding future pitching lineup choices.

speculatation by Renee Norman-Martin October 18, 2004

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speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

speculation by thespeculator October 18, 2009

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Speculationatoryativenousness

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

Speculationatoryativenousness by bascomstudent December 16, 2011

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speculation

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

speculation by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

Speculation Porn by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

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Speculation Chat

The smelly home to some of the smelliest cringiest people on the planet!

Circuit : "Help, I'm in speculation chat, and I can't get out, send help!"

Speculation Chat by Succtron December 14, 2021

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Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation

Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation

Premature Speculation by Dereklynn September 14, 2012

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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