speculator
speculator by Jessica February 26, 2004
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Hate speculator
Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?
Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.
Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.
Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.
Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.
Hate speculator by CIfan August 12, 2012
Related Words
only one can speculate
It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017
Speculatistics
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021
Spatulatory Rape
the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
Sexulator
'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.
'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.
'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.
Sexulator by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010
speculating
speculating by lil cc November 11, 2006
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