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Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.
The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

spectating 

"Spectating" or "social spectating" is stalking people on social websites (MySpace, FaceBook, etc). This term is less harsh than the word "stalking".
Hey man, I was spectating on FaceBook the other day and saw bikini pics of Nick's mom.
spectating by DerWork October 21, 2010

specuhating

Someone who is speculating and hating; checking you out while being a hater; sizing you up.
Did you see how she was looking at you?
She was specuhating!
specuhating by 420success May 12, 2018

Hetero-Speculative 

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.
Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

speculation 

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.
"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."
speculation by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Speculumating 

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.
Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"
Speculumating by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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