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only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

speculate to accumulate 

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

spalculate 

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".
well you really spalculated that one!
spalculate by ta May 7, 2004

speculate 

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.
....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."
speculate by splendens78 January 9, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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