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Sabatron 

1) A person who speaks in a dull, monotonous voice and sounds as if he/she is reading from a piece of paper.

2) The current principal of Northern Valley Demarest.
1) Dude, if you're giving a presentation in English, don't be a Sabatron.

2) Did Sabatron say if we have a Day A or Day B schedule tomorrow?
Sabatron by Pustin Jark January 3, 2009

Sasstronaut 

A person who is being exceptionally sassy, and maybe beginning to get an attitude but you don't want to hit in the face because they're your friend.
Friend A is being bitchy. Friend B, "dude, why are you being such a sasstronaut?"
Sasstronaut by ecg87 November 17, 2011

smartonakis 

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.
Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.
smartonakis by jello811 March 13, 2009

sastronaut 

Dude, that guy is going to grow up to be a sastronaut.
sastronaut by Sastronautman April 21, 2010

samaroha 

Samaroha ~ “Loooool ns my guy”
samaroha by Zeskywheat March 25, 2022

Samtionary 

A collection of normally incoherent words, phrases, and actions that have come into use due to the idiosyncrasies common in certain individuals such as the village idiot, who can be classified as Samish or the like.
Wow Samantha, I can't believe you jumped off that thing. See, you got hurt! That was so stupid, and that...whatever it was you yelled, thats for sure going in the Samtionary!
Samtionary by Phil #2 October 24, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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