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Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them
Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"
Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmatron 

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.
You're such a spazmatron!
spazmatron by lydia July 13, 2004

spazmatron 

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.
That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.
spazmatron by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

Snazmatronical 

Something that is especially snazzy or special. Used to describe things when 'snazzy' just won't do. Other variations include 'Snazmic', 'Snaztastic' or 'Snazzerific'. Snazmatronical however, is reserved only for the truly spectacular.
"I see you are wearing some 9 inch platform shoes that spangle with the glitter of a thousand moons."

"You are correct."

"Might I say that they are rather snazmatronical!"
Snazmatronical by euphoriamism September 22, 2011

spazmatronical 

A person who is so stupid there is no word for them and they look like a robot
my sister is a spazmatronical she runs in front of trains with shoe laces over her eyes

Spazzamatronic 

Meaning spazzy and/or hyper
Usually an adjective but can be used to name a noun.
"Maddy is so spazzamatronic, dontcha think?"

"Spazzamatronic loves to be tickled."
Spazzamatronic by Madd Maddy1 January 5, 2009