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Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them
Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"
Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmotron 

A geeky nerd that is hyper intelligent yet also completelyspastic. It is well know for throwing unexpected and outrageous spasms during it's most intelligent moments typing away on its Windows 95 PC.
"Look at that spazmotron smash up his keyboard playing minesweeper."
spazmotron by Peckerama March 22, 2008

Spazatron 

A small ginger gimp, who despite being eighteen pervs on smaller girls over facebook, appears to be twelve himself so as to disguise the evil within and worse of all sports ironically terrible tattoo's of dragons.

Also can be used to describe an unattractive freckled kid
Guy one:Hey dude that guy over their, the one with the glasses
Guy two:Yh he's a total Spazatron
Guy one:I agree also i think he's secretly gay
Spazatron by TheHeroworship November 18, 2011

spazmatron 

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.
You're such a spazmatron!
spazmatron by lydia July 13, 2004

spazmatron 

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.
That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.
spazmatron by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

Snazmatronical 

Something that is especially snazzy or special. Used to describe things when 'snazzy' just won't do. Other variations include 'Snazmic', 'Snaztastic' or 'Snazzerific'. Snazmatronical however, is reserved only for the truly spectacular.
"I see you are wearing some 9 inch platform shoes that spangle with the glitter of a thousand moons."

"You are correct."

"Might I say that they are rather snazmatronical!"
Snazmatronical by euphoriamism September 22, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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