shamatron

a sham; a trick. This is a stronger alternative to the word 'sham', and is utilised in situations where something is not simply a sham, but is so serious that it is a 'shamatron'. 'Shamatron' should only be used by those notorious enough to handle it.

'shamatron' can be used as both a noun to state a situation - 'that recliner deal was just a shamatron' or as an adjective - 'that's a shamatron of a mushroom!'.

by NotoriousNoel April 24, 2011

Spazmatron

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

by mr. moore November 5, 2007

sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

shamron

Shamron is someone who is very athletic, and gets along well with anyone. He is very gentle-man like, and is often the most reliable one among your friends. He will go out of his way to make you feel happy, and is a peacekeeper who hates conflict. He is mature at times, but has his silly lil moments. He has a halarious sense of humor, and is the absolute sweetest.

But it's not all Disney-movie like.

Shamron does like to feast upon anything his eyes fall upon, so beware. He also has a tendency to forget English, break chairs, run over rabbits and red lights :( So beware!!

Joaquin: Who's the handsome fella there?
Virander: Oh that is Shamron.

by HoCuSPoCuSmElOn June 2, 2018

swagatronic

A song that your best friend creates when they are being really imaginative while drunk.

I'm going to make a song, it goes: "SWAAAG, swagatronic, swagatronic!"

by Evabail July 15, 2014

Shamiton

An insult, commonly used for a person that is a complete idiot and has no idea what they're doing in life because, also commonly referred to as a Niggerfaggot who needs some help.

Dill, this is build battle not fuck around and act like a stupid shamiton!

by ThatOneShamitonWhoPlaysHypixel February 1, 2017

shagathon

Sexual version of a marathon whereby adults indulge in constant shagging over a number of days. Experimentalism is encouraged!

My mate Ken and his bird had a fucking shagathon for 6 days. Lucky bugger.

by charbrad73 November 25, 2009