2 definitions by Matt Markese
A person who often "spazzes out" and goes nuts. Typically the spazotron's reaction occurs over a situation not meriting an out of the ordinary reaction.
Dude, Jamey was such a spazotron last night. I mean all his girlfriend did was wave to some other dude.
by Matt Markese March 25, 2004
A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
by Matt Markese March 25, 2004