lydia's definitions

Dále

Dále is a word widely used at Basketball games. When a crowd see's something amazingly improbable and fantastic happen, they commonly exclaim:

"Whoa! That was Dále!"

by Lydia October 29, 2004

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

trug

trug is "rug" with a "T"

as emma and lydia were walking down the hallway emma randomly started laughing and yelled out "TRUG IS RUG WITH A 'T'!!!" they both started laughing histerically confusing most everyone in the hall. (this could be caused by many things including: drugs, alcahol, or brain damage... no one is quite sure what it really is!)

by lydia December 29, 2003

spazmatron

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.

You're such a spazmatron!

by lydia July 13, 2004

Alex Kapranos

A very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from Scotland. Has crooked teeth that make him look even sexier. Is of Greek descent and has large collection of Striped Shirts. Kate Moss is after him but she's not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. He could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. No seriously, he's gorgeous and talented and sexy etc. till eternity.

Tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from Glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. Plays music for girls to dance to.

by Lydia July 12, 2004

random

saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...

1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too! for real?! i thought strawberries were red!!! thanks bob...

2. Lydia and Emma

by lydia December 29, 2003

yard

the female genitalia

my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours

by Lydia November 21, 2003