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Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.
1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.
by The Vile One July 8, 2012
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speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
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spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020
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spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.
It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.
by iteration2 January 5, 2014
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Sparkalation

Brandon instantly felt the sparkalation when he looked into her eyes
by TheLordCheryl November 18, 2021
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Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.
by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010
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Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.
I can spatualt 5 times an hour.
by Jeff June 12, 2003
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