Spankcation

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

by Brokkake June 16, 2020

spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

spacation

A spa vacation you go on with your bayou sistas

my friends and I are from the swamps & bayous of Louisiana and went on a spa vacation to Arkansas and instead of spa vacation we'd cut it short and say spacation.

by Bayou sista November 8, 2014

spacecation

A vacation out to space. Available to those even without the required training of an astronaut.

"I'd love to go on a Spacecation..."
"If it were me, I'd probably go to Mars!"

by Mel-Woody October 26, 2009

Stalkcation

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016

Spankathon

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7

Spank a little more to the left please...

by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003

Spamcation

A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.

Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation

by Dr. Architect November 14, 2010