Spankmas

The alternative name for Christmas once December hits, traditionally accompanied by the greeting “Merry Spankmas.” Used casually in internet culture and adult humor for years, often dropped without explanation like it’s just the normal thing to say during the holidays. Shows up annually in posts, memes, group chats, and replies the moment Christmas season starts.

Posted a selfie in a Santa hat and immediately got hit with ‘Merry Spankmas.’

Spankmas by supersecretagent67 December 15, 2025

Spunkmaster 

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

Spunkmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

skankmaster 

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

skankmaster by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

Skankmas 

The holiday of skanks who participate in skanktivities.

Tomorrow is Skankmas! I can’t wait to off road.

Skankmas by caitypoo March 14, 2022

spanktastic 

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

spanktastic by roughhausen December 14, 2008

Spankas 

The word "Spank" in plurial. Spanish and english mixed together to make it more sexy and kinky.

Can be put in a Spanglish sentence.

We are malos chicos, quieren spankas !

You want some spankas ?!

This is what you get for being un malo chico, Spankas !

Spankas by hypealieerz January 1, 2012

spanktastical 

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.

The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.

spanktastical by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015