Spankmas

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The alternative name for Christmas once December hits, traditionally accompanied by the greeting “Merry Spankmas.” Used casually in internet culture and adult humor for years, often dropped without explanation like it’s just the normal thing to say during the holidays. Shows up annually in posts, memes, group chats, and replies the moment Christmas season starts.

Posted a selfie in a Santa hat and immediately got hit with ‘Merry Spankmas.’

Spankmas by supersecretagent67 December 15, 2025

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Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

Spunkmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

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skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

skankmaster by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

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Skankmas

The holiday of skanks who participate in skanktivities.

Tomorrow is Skankmas! I can’t wait to off road.

Skankmas by caitypoo March 14, 2022

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spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

spanktastic by roughhausen December 14, 2008

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Spankas

The word "Spank" in plurial. Spanish and english mixed together to make it more sexy and kinky.

Can be put in a Spanglish sentence.

We are malos chicos, quieren spankas !

You want some spankas ?!

This is what you get for being un malo chico, Spankas !

Spankas by hypealieerz January 1, 2012

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spanktastical

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.

The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.

spanktastical by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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