Spankmas

The alternative name for Christmas once December hits, traditionally accompanied by the greeting “Merry Spankmas.” Used casually in internet culture and adult humor for years, often dropped without explanation like it’s just the normal thing to say during the holidays. Shows up annually in posts, memes, group chats, and replies the moment Christmas season starts.

Posted a selfie in a Santa hat and immediately got hit with ‘Merry Spankmas.’

by supersecretagent67 December 15, 2025

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Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

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skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

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Skankmas

The holiday of skanks who participate in skanktivities.

Tomorrow is Skankmas! I can’t wait to off road.

by caitypoo March 14, 2022

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spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

by roughhausen December 14, 2008

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